I don't use this anymore lol

I've had basically the same bio for 2+ years so I changed it. That's a thing I guess

“the collection of utter garbage” omg you wrote a book about me??
          sup fam your bio is great.

Subtle gay?
          
          S u b t l e ?
          
          

I read your bio 
          
          You're cool
          
          *yells across my house to the ever-present floating eyeball in the kitchen* I like this one
          
          *follows* 

i ship the ceiling and the floor together but the damn walls get in the way

How tf have 150 people seen my bio/"content" and follow? I don't see why any rational human would do that

I have no idea how tf I stumbled across your account but your bio alone has gotten me to follow you

Also changed my pfp 

I changed my book covers. (Well, three of them didn't even have covers, and the one that did's was bad. These are still bad, but they're there now, so that's a thing)

Whaaaatt? I'm actually writing a thing???? Yeah, I probably won't post it, and if I do, I won't until it's completed (which it is not close to being) but oooh aaaah marvel at my productivity