"Thine purpose if thou hath none, is one meant for greatness."- John Hackett

Also, I like bagels :3

I keep forgetting how much of a nerd I am. I'm a poet who enjoys playing a bit of MTG, with some league of salt on the side. When I write, I write with emotion. When I play magic, I'm the guy who wishes playsets were five cards for that extra mind rot. When I play League, I'm a tank support main who will tower dive to ensure my adc gets that double.

Men are kind of like mangos, you just have to feel for the right one (doesn't have to be physical contact) and once you get past the outer layer, you are sure to find the inner flesh to be appealing.
(I do not at this time promote cannibalism, it's an analogy)