DerpyDerp_OfDerpness

I liked your name so I followed you 

I believe Wattpad is more of a distraction than a source of comfort at the moment - such as this very second, in which I should be studying for a long exam scheduled in a little over a week from now. It's College Algebra, by the way, the basics of which I didn't even properly learn when I was in high school HAHA. TL;DR - I should be studying right now, but I'm not hehe hehe.
          
          How about you, what's been keeping you busy at the moment? I kind of forgot but - are you too in college, still in high school, or already a graduate of both? Do tell me your worries, and we shall bask in them lest we let them eat us alive.
          
          Ohhh, haha, the secret lies in the usage of "fantabulous." I believe I'm not someone who's able to write fantabulous stories, but for the sake of it - I /am/ writing a new story, something that most probably sucks, and yet something I'm doing for myself anyway :)

stressed out w/ uni but what's new amirite BUT HOW R U, C++???

yo C++ where u @

Duuuude, post up your works I want to read the rest of what you showed me

I have nothing to do with my spare time. I might just use my creativeness on writing a book. *goes to a dark corner and makes storms*

Thank you for the birthday greeting, C++! I appreciate it, babe.
          
          Speaking of big butts, have you watched "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor? It's attracted a lot of criticism. 
          
          Dude, I love lechon. But that means I love eating myself. I . . . I did not know this before . . . that I am . . . a cannibal. [has hard time breathing, trying to accept the realisation] Bleeegh.
          
          What's up, C++?

Hey!!! If you're not so busy can you please read my book called
          
          'Please can you keep my secret'
          
          If not I understand :3

I feel bad, c++, I want to continue our derpy conversation before I vanished from the face of wattpad for a month but I couldn't, daaaarn it
          
          so let's just start a derpier conversation 
          
          you know what to do with that big fat butt?
          
          wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
          
          (that was a song, jic you haven't heard of it yet wahey)

Just re-read your bio and I can't help but fangirl over your amazing derpness. Teach me to be you, C++.