I go by Rayx, Dec, Static, Talon, Cecil, or Angst Dealer, and I am a spontaneous writer so yay.

Don't ask me to update something (unless we're very close friends). I'll give you a warning and if you continue, I'll block you. I update on Thursdays.

Any pronouns (she/they/he/it), as well as some neopronouns (ask for those I'm gonna hit word limit). My gender is a glitch, it's all fuzzy like static and colorful like an error screen.

20 years of age, or 1,000? Who knows. Time is a social construct, cringe culture is dead, I love men.

I have too many fandoms and ships so honestly just ask since I ship some stuff from a fandom I ain't in.

A chaotic bisexual idiot right here everybody.

*sips A&W* I'm a stupid bitch.

I'll punch BBC's Sherlock Holmes in the face for free

Mental stability is obsessing over a different fandom every day.

The Unus with Annus vibes.

I will tear out your heart and then mine because I enjoy playing God of Emotions.

I sound high but I swear I'm not-

My favorite gender is Ethan Mars

Other socials:
Insta- detective.idiocy
AO3- Decisnotonchairs
Tumblr- detective4blog
Second acc- @Detective4Death
Twitch- rayxisnotonchairs
Self Ship account- @fiction-paradise
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  • JoinedDecember 22, 2016


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Detective4Life Detective4Life Apr 02, 2023 07:28AM
oh yeah hey I got into AoT so I made a oneshot book for that ahah99% of it is gonna be Jean/Armin bc they are so comfort.(it's a multiship oneshot book bc I cannot be bothered to make one for every...
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