My name is Guido Mista. I'm 18 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Naples, where the movie theaters are, and I am not married. I work as a gangster for Passione, and I get home every day by 7 PM at the latest, not 8, because thats a multiple of 4. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get 7 hours sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of red wine and getting the succ from Giorno before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told that I have an abnormal amount of body hair at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very carefree life. I take care not to trouble myself with any unlucky things, like the number four, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I would shoot myself 17 times in the chest.
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