Dear Doctor-Piggi,
It is a great honour to inform you of the so many recent events. In order to have all recounts read and defined, I shall first begin with an introduction.
So please, allow me to define myself. I am Lorelei Kinter (nicknamed Cracky1234). I share a significant obsession with what can only be described as writing. I am sure that it is described as, in many minds, "seemingly unheard of".
I am probably right in saying that not all people can spell as 'flooently' as hoped - me for instance.
Although, I find that things like such are kept far beyond my concern.
I cannot help but share a love with your award-winning novels. It is perfectly fabulous to be writing to you. I am much impressed with the pig you chose and have therefore decided to start following you.
If there is anything else for me to inform you of, it would be for you to start following people of your own choice.
Could I by any chance suggest perhaps Mezza199 or Zombieguineapig.
I have lately published some fine works (however, I doubt they're as good as yours!) It would be my great pleasure if you were to read them. You see, I do value your opinion.
Well, I suppose we will have all the time in the world to get to know each other. I shall look forward to meeting you in person.
Regards,
Lorelei