Hello mortals. Welcome to the domain of Dr. Khaos and Dr. Mayhem. We ARE your worst nightmares. We ARE certifiably insane. We ARE fabulous. We ARE the ultimatum. 

Now that you have made the irrevocable decision to enter our forsaken realm (we have cake ;D), you may be wondering what to expect. Well, here, the deepest darkest corners of our minds shall see the light of day...as well as brilliant musings, tales of WHOA, and plans to take over the world. Speaking of, do not fret, dear ones. Soon all will change for the better.

Our visions for the future:
- All future buildings built shall have only one floor. All staircases and elevators in old buildings will be used only for the seduction and ravishment of beautiful chickas (like us) by gorgeous boys (like you? Message us ;P). 
- The new world currency shall be books; authors, prepare to be exalted even more than you are now. (Dr M: *fangirls*). 
- Lawbreakers can and will be punished by being exiled to Polis Massa, where they'll spend the rest of their days enslaved, making cake for eternity. 

So it has been written, so it shall be done. Now, a small ACTUAL bio. 

Doctor Khaos: the reckless one. A BAMF when it comes to basketball, weapons, general toughness, and awesomeness. She loves historical fiction. Don't judge. 
Doctor Mayhem: the smart(ish) one. A BAMF when it comes to volleyball, weapons, academics, and evil plans. She loves bad boy/dominating guy stories. Please don't judge..

We're both single and straight ;) Khaos is a hottie and the awesomest person ever and Mayhem is also a hottie (though her mind is effing SEXY XD) and also rather awesome. 

We both <3 books, hot guys, and video games. We're parabatai (BFF to you mundanes), so if you insult either one of us prepare for infinite pain. 
Books we recommend!!! The Maze Runner series - James Dashner ; Insignia series - SJ Kincaid  ; anything written by John Green and tons more.
Adieu.