Doin-Your-Mom

Just rewatched the best scene in cinematic history.
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	Emo Peter's dance through New York in Spider-Man 3

Doin-Your-Mom

"I had a father. His name was Ben Parker."
          
          This line, 22 years ago, longer than I've even been alive, was spoken by a legend. Tobey Maguire. No matter how much people may say he didn't fit as Peter Parker, and I will admit, he did not fit the role of a high-schooler, he was the perfect Spider-Man. Till the day I die, Sam Raimi's trilogy will always be the best Spider-Man, no matter how good Marc Webb's first Amazing Spider-Man or any MCU Spider-Man ever is. It's not about how much they fit the age of Peter Parker, or how well they do as Spider-Man, the part that matters will always be: "How much does the Spider-Man in question make you feel?" Sam Raimi's Spider-Man will always be first in that question for me. Not because he makes me feel like Spider-Man, or that he makes me feel more" 

Kingofstrength

If you're doing my mom it means you're a necrophiliac

Kingofstrength

Okay. But then you'd still have to be doing with AIDS, and Syphilis. And you would also be doing a molester. My mother and father raped me and my sister after they drugged us when we were children. 
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Doin-Your-Mom

@Odin_Borson not if I'm a necromancer
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