Memes, Dreams, and JoJo References with extra Cheese. 
Yare Yare Go Frick Yourself.

My hopes and dreams if they were song lyrics:

Oh-ooh-oh-ooh
I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
I want her so I can stop using my hand
Every single day, while watching anime
I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
I want to feel her touch, mainly on my crotch
I want my own hentai girl and she would sing

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