I'm here for the friends, fanfiction, and writing my book! I've got a short temper and a colorful mouth, but I try to be nice to people I don't know.

a few quotes that I think describes me best: 

if I'm an evil sadistic sarcastic mean asshole, its either because I adore you and fucking with you is how I show my affection, or I fucking hate you so much that I want nothing to do with you and I'm beyond bitter and negative. good luck finding out which one it is.

I have ten personalities packed into one body. spin the the wheel, mother fucker.

I hate being told what to do. I may be wearing a tight, airy smile, but in my mind I've already killed you ten times. the other fifteen times are dedicated to some real gory stuff.

warning: bitching at me to do shit wont make me do it any faster. if anything, I'll take longer just to piss you the FUCK off.

don't provoke me fucker. I'm a woman. I've been washing blood stains for years.

I am going to kill whoever left the box of idiots open.

four out of my five personalities are cussing you out. the last one is looking at burial spots.

I need coffee. it makes the urge to murder people go away.

sorry, I cant understand you. I don't talk bullshit.