You really hit the bottom of the circles of Hell, made it past the shitposters and Boku no Pico fans to reach little old me. I can transport you out but first I need to know your devotion to escaping by picking one of the worlds, universes, and multiverse branches. If you can survive that then freedom is yours but if you die of laughter or just plain confusion you shall serve me and my growing army, what do you say reader?