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I HEARD THERE WAS A SECRET PLACE
          WHERE MEN COULD GO AND EMANCIPATE

ur username just reminded me of my dsmp phase

I'm back
          I've been away for a month
          I have 252 notifs
          Fuck this I'm going to AO3

Dude I see u everywhere TwT

I just came back to check Wattpad after a week long holiday
          
          
          AND I HAVE 91 NOTIFS WHAT THE F-

who here doesn't love over the phone boiler repairs at 9pm?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          that would be me

https://chng.it/dPHFzcxnqd
          Stop the Willow Project.
          Or I'll send you to the gulag.

If you're reading this, have a good day!
          
          
          And if someone makes you have a bad day, beat the shit out of them

i may have sent myself a time-delayed email bomb a year ago 
          
          
          
          and since my mail client auto-loads the first email in my inbox I CANT ACCESS MY EMAIL UNTIL I GET A NEW EMAIL

I just stayed up all night reading wattpad and i probably won't go to sleep until late tonight
          
          
          what is wrong with me