Drunken_storyteller

For all my followers I am sorry…
          	You poor Lost souls… 
          	I’ve been gone to long

Drunken_storyteller

Heya...
          Guys. DST here.
          I'm just gonna come out and say it.
          I feel broken.
          Torn.
          Destroyed.
          I've dug a pretty deep hole for myself.
          And as I am ready to lie in it.
          I can't help but feel regret, and sorrow.
          I just feel so lost. In my depression.
          I can't help but feel insignificant. It's like god just hates me.
          As I keep pushing on pursuing nothing but false hope.
          I'm trying to hang on. But it's just getting harder and harder to do so.
          I need some help.

Drunken_storyteller

@Drunken_storyteller What? How does... that work. Um. I'll try it out?
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Drunken_storyteller

Me:HEY EVERYBODY *HIC* IMA MAKE CUSTOM *HIC* HOLIDAYS FOR MAH *HIC* WATTPAD *HIC* PAGE!!! 
          Tomorrow is...
          Drumbroll pls *hic*
          Mega update extravaganza day.
          Bum bum *hic* bum...
          Now where'd I *hiccup* put that jar o' moon-*hic* moonshine.
          War: Brother you mustn't drink so much.
          Me: I swear to drunk that I'm not jesus.
          Ahah. That's where It went.
          *chug-chug. Looks at War then hides bottle behind back.
          See I don't  *hic-hiccup* have a problem.
          War: I'm calling the others. We need to have an intervention...
          Me: NO I NEED TO DROWN OUT THE SCREAMS. THE PAIN. AND THE SORROWS. LET ME DRINK.
          War: *sigh* We'll discuss this tomorrow. Actually the day after tomorrow. Seeing as tomorrow's the big holiday.