Hello. I am human, last time I checked.

I am proud of that. 

I am also a retired member of the FASF.

Do you like cupcakes? Well, I really don't care.

I happen to be a *stalker mode engaged* 11 year old male who lives *stalker mode disengaged* in a pretty nice place.

My favourite song is "Flight of the Squirt Duck", a song written by my fabulous hands which turned out to be horrible in the end. It sounded to good in my head when I was writing it!

My favourite person is me. Duh. What are you, some kind of pedophile?!

My favourite piece of literature is "Eh", by my dreams.
(Please do not take this literally [I don't know how you could {Haha, look at me! Using multiple brackets!}] Woah, guys, calm down! We're not ending this yet! [I think we should {Me too. It's getting long} Yeah] Fine -.- TTYL guys! [TTYL! {TTYL!}])
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Don't try to understand that.
 
That's me summed up pretty well. Now, go have a phobia about peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth!