Hello there. I heard you wanted some puns.
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There was once a panda. It walked into a bar and ordered a sandwich. When it was done, it took out a gun and shot the bar tender.
"Not cool!" The bar tender cried. "What was that for?"
The panda turned around and told him, "Look it up," before it exited the bar.
When the bar tender recovered from the shot, he took a dictionary.
"Panda, mammal. Eats shoots and leaves."
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