Dylon uwu

happy pride month can people stop fixating on my gayness now gthank u

is my canon bday uwu uwu im canon 19 uwu uwu

All chapters have been shuffled forward so Digs can write what I want to include in my life story lmso

So my predictions are off
          Because
          um
          One of the chapters just hit 2000
          Im kinda realizing how long my life story is lmso

~10,800/~42,000 words done
          But let's do more math to prove gays don't suck at math!
          Chapters 1&2 are 3,200 words, so the average words per chapter thus far are 1,600...
          
          .....meaning that if Digs is consistent we'll end up suffering with only having ~10,800/~67,200 words. . . . .
          Gosh I hate her when will she finish ;-;

If you're here from Human or Not, welcome!
          Consider following and joining my chaos!!
          Basically, I'm writing my life story.
          I survived a demon apocalypse in 2024, and me and my friend @TheDashingDiglett are going to share it to the world.
          Sound interesting? Follow for updates and leaks! Story expected by...
          
          ...2028 or sooner. Um, sorry guys. Likely 2026. Been brewing for a while.?

I am bored so I will leak all the determined chapter titles me and Digs came up with for my life story
          Trigger warning: Implied death + mental health issues I guess???
          
          One - Naethan Apollo is Actually a Cool Guy
          Two - Who Wants Waffles? Not Me, I Just Want First Aid
          Ten - Owie Face Hurts
          Eleven - Pinky Up 
          Twelve - I Forgot That You Exist!
          Thirteen - Touchy Feely Fool (Alt Title: Fallen Once Again) (Alt Alt Title: Wow My Love Life Sucks)
          Eighteen - Happy Birthday to Me, I Guess.
          Nineteen - Gladiator (JACK FROST POV)
          Twenty - I can swim
          Twenty-one - Urge
          Twenty-two - Cry Me A River
          Twenty-three - One of My Childhood Trauma Causes Decides to Meet With Her Ex-Boyfriend to Discuss War
          Twenty-four - Kidnapped, But Not Killed (I Have Great Friends)
          Twenty-five - Loss
          (|) (| |)
          (| |) (| _) 
          (okay im sorry back to chapter names)
          Twenty-nine - Heed the Warning
          Thirty-one - Why Did We Write About My Depression Again? Also We Try to Get Colton Back.
          Thirty-two - I Hate Moira.
          Thirty-seven - I’m Something Else (MOIRA POV)
          Thirty-eight - You’re Not Welcome
          Thirty-nine - Stop Holding Back
          Forty - Momento Mori
          Forty-one - God’s Beckoning
          Forty-two - The End (No, Not Minecraft)

So Digs told another of her friends abt me and stuff, and while pulling up the story draft she accidentally logged into my account
          
          LOLLL
          
          okay anyways the story's going well, should be done someday.

HOLY HELL I THINK I DIED FOR A MOMENT

the color blue sounds weird
          people have tried describing it but i literally cannot see it
          does anyone know how to describe blue to me