You kids feel free to send me some lemon requests, and Ol'Dyssha'll work something out for you, ne~?

Laforaya: That sounded creepy.

Me: I meant it in a "big sis" type of way.

Laforaya: ...So you'd give pornography to kids?

Me: Raya, half the fricking population of Wattpad is comprised of kids aged from eight to thirteen.

Laforaya: EXACTLY.

Me: Pssh... I put the warning thingy on my stuff, and kids know  not to read something that says "18+" if they're not eightteen.

Laforaya: Riiiiight... Because six years ago, that's EXACTLY what you did.

Me: Bitch please, let those gremilins read it; I complied to Watt's rules and marked it with a label, and I was actually the right age with a valid email when I joined. 

LET THOSE MOTHERFUCKAS READ ALL DAT SEXY ASS JUICY BOOTY PORNO SHIT!!!

Laforaya: You see this, right here? This is exactly why none of the professors like you in their classes.

Me: =3= Bitch shush.

Laforaya: *Resumes working*

Me: =3=" Bae?

Laforaya: .......

Me: =3= Lemme get into bed wit'chu.

Laforaya: .......

Me: >:{) Monsiuer Ketsup will not be denied~

Laforaya: *Le Mustard*

Me: *Dies*

Laforaya: *Wins*