EddiesdeadGrandma

Man I completely forgot I was writing a book- 

I hate my new bus driver she can kiss my god damn foot

Got a Luigi figure he's so adorable 

Listening to Closer with my dad, I tried not to say most of the lines bc it's not appropriate-

Gonna come out to my mom tomorrow. Scared as hell ngl.

I almost missed the bus today bc I forgot my dumb ass ID

My dad asked why I got the Bowser plush out of everyone else and I tried to resist the urge to say that I got him because he's hot

I FINALLY GOT MY BOWSER PLUSH I CAN'T STOP SMILING 

I get to see the Mario Movie again this weekend (perks of divorced parents) AND I'M GOING TO BUILD A BEAR TO BUY A BOWSER PLUSH

TODAY DURING MARH WE PLAYED THE SONG PEACHS AND I SANG MY HEART OUT AND EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD BUT I DIDN'T CARE