oofer gang

reading through my books makes me realise im not cut out for this whole writing shenanigans so ill probably take a break and prepare a rewrite for some of them

Superpower is up, boys and girls, please enjoy my new story for freedom's sake.

aight so in 20 mins it will be christmas day
          
          merry christmas you lovely bunch of idiots

lmao I dont think my 8 year old self would be proud of me lol

holy shit I just realised ive been around on wattpad for just over 5 years
          ngl im impressed lmao

oh boy I sure loved re-reading my older books and cringing about how shit the plots are
          
          time to rewrite them *dabs*

You pal, you still here?

That moment when you're in your basic training and you're going through the gas chamber exercise and your sergeant asks if there are any jews in the section and one guy puts his hands up and the sergeant says "just like old times, right?"

Hi dude how’s it going?

please ma'am may i pls have some coochie