So... you were randomly scrolling through Wattpad and just happened to stumble across my profile? Great! Now you can see how awesome I am!

Haha. Just kidding.

But wait! Before you assume I'm a weirdo and you probably don't want anything to do with me, let me confirm your suspicions. Yes, I am a weirdo, but in the most positive sense possible. And! Like many of you lovely people in the Wattpad community, I share your infinite love for reading and writing.

Now, if you're wondering where all my stories went, if I really am so fond of writing and have been on this site for years now, well, I can tell you that I have written a bunch! The only thing is that the story, Revenge is Sweet, is undergoing major editing and will be available to read again in... the future...

Also, I'm working on a new and awesome book series called... drum roll please... The Illusionists! And it has all that awesome magic-y, fighting monsters-y and funny-y stuff that we all love! So be sure to look out for it when it finally comes out!

And in honour of entering my book into this unique contest, shoutout to @ExclusiveNobelAward

Anyway, I won't bore you with my incessant rambling any longer.

Yours in demigod-ishness, wizard-ness and all that chiz...
Peace out!