Hai! I am a spazz. I attempt to write Homestuck fanfictions... I sold my soul to Hussie. Anyways, >_< That's about it. I shall attempt to post lemon. I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, DAVE!
  • JoinedFebruary 5, 2015



Stories by EgbertIsntHomo
Irrational. {A Sebastian x Ciel Yaoi} by EgbertIsntHomo
Irrational. {A Sebastian x Ciel Ya...
Several years have passed, and the two known as Sebastian and Ciel have maintained a bond most admirable by f...
Itch. {JohnDave} by EgbertIsntHomo
Itch. {JohnDave}
Unfortunately, not all habits are desirable. When Dave grows dependent on the burn that results from the los...
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An Assassin's Promise {johndave} by EgbertIsntHomo
An Assassin's Promise {johndave}
A late night orchestra performance has never taken such a deadly turn of events. Nothing will be the same. ...