Warning in advance: I barely ever update. I took down some of my stories because they were either terribly written, stalled, or both. Everything I left up that is longer than one chapter is stalled, but I'm trying to continue Proclamation 96 as far as chapter inspiration will allow.


NCC-1700 is the beginning of a series of one-shots that will have new stories posted very occasionally. I'm working on the next story in the series, but other than that the only part of the series I have enough concrete ideas for to actually work on comes a lot later in the series. It might take years to materialize.
  • One of two starships: either the Enterprise or the Constitution, depending on what I'm working on. At the moment, that is most likely to be the Constitution.
  • JoinedJuly 23, 2015



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ElfDwarfWannabe ElfDwarfWannabe Nov 25, 2019 12:11AM
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