I'm pretty sure the most awkward thing you can do, no matter what the format, be it essay, application, profile, whatever... is write about yourself... with that being said...

My name is Eli Carter on the internet. Call me Eli if you'd like. I enjoy reading, writing, drawing and tumblr, a little heavy on the tumblr part. I have a bad habit of using up my quota of acceptable swear words in a sentence, being anti-social/completely social, a grade A pervert, and enjoying people's company.

Well let's see, the genres I like at the moment are, romance (kind of. Not all this shit in the teenagers section in bookstores), and action, with tons of demons and swords, more urban fantasy though.

You wanna message me? Go ahead, I'd enjoy the conversation! Wanna talk about stories and stuff? Sure! Please do message me. 

By the way, I like your shoelaces.