Hello, and welcome to my author's page! If you want to find out about me, go read my stories. They are going to be more enlightening to you than reading a short, 2000 character profile about me. However, I will be discussing some things that aren't apparent about me, common themes in my stories, and what I like reading about in stories.

Stuff About Me

I'm male (because that wasn't apparent enough)
I'm a Protestant Christian
I'm Canadian
I'm probably a hipster
I have ASD
I try to write original stories out of tired cliches
I'm not a superhero
I only follow people who've written two stories that I like, that are written well
I appreciate feedback on my stories

What I Like Reading in Stories

Non-linear storytelling
Superheroes, when done right
Well-built worlds
Multiple plotlines
Multiple characters
Well-written battle scenes
Female battle warriors
Characters with multiple personalities
Absurdity
Ridiculousness
References to things I like
Time travel
Giant robots
Compelling villains
Body swapping
Body sharing
Questions of identity
Alternate realities
Redemption
Happy marriages
Endings where a group of well-dressed adults come together and hug each other
Backstory

What I Hate Reading in Stories

Random celebrity cameos played for drama
Post apocalyptic worlds seeping with nihilism
Teenagers brooding about life, then never providing answers
That scene where two former lovers reunite, find out that they've pledged themselves to other people, and then decide to have sex

Law of Disney: If it can't happen, then it can happen, and if it can happen, it will happen

Law of Romance Covers: If two people of opposite sex are both prominently featured on a cover, they will end up together

Law of Hide and Seek: If you stay in one place for too long, you will be found at the worst possible moment