If u not cool with me being a glittering man-goddess of gay beauty get off my profile~~ 🌺
Bully? See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Homophobe? Boi bye
Stuck up? Take yo turned up nose the other direction
Can't be nice to everyone no matter what life they lead? Climb out the window of shame > 🚪
Now that I've settled that, Hello people of Wattpad~ I'm your queen Elias or Eli if we know each other like that
I love glitter, purple, BLM 🖤, kittens, puppies, cute panda babies, swiss cheese, lavander soap cause who don't like to smell their best, my family, and fine men that are at least 5'5
I'm kinda a gay stereotype but whatever I'm just being my crazy self~~
.....Whats that? You don't like me.....*runs to bathroom and cries for 10 minutes then comes back out with mascara stains* "your loss I'm awesome" 💁
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