👑Sad Joker Queen🃏

You are so real 

I just randomly thought to myself during one of my many, many, MANY will-never-happen fantasy's "I might not be cool, but I sure am a cucumber" and me putting on glasses all cool 80s movie bad boy like but poking myself in the eye lol, as my stupid ass would XD

When I'm old n shit imma get a big floofy dog and name it Baron Von Budgie Smuffler because I can bitches BOOM ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻

When whatever higher power or shit was making my soul they probably were just like yeah I'm gonna mash up barbiecore, punk, emo, and ten million other fashion styles, subcultures, and personalities THEN mold it into a confused, weird as hell little gay boy who somehow loves people a ton and is deadly afraid of them at the same time 
          
          
          ... Strike up the band and cue me eating my feelings and crying in the shower *random instrument sounds* adios fluffy kitties ( /^ω^)/♪♪

What do babies think about? Idk where this random ass thought came from but legit, whats up in those lil beanie brains (I always think of those beanie babies toys and then end up call human babies beanie babies lol). 
          
          Is it just food or base feelings like sadness, happiness, anger or maybe faces or TV shows they've seen?? Ig its not /that/ important but just out of curiosity it'd be cool to know, buuuut considering newborns don't talk we'll probs never know
          
          Oh well how the cookie crumbles n all that good shit, kisses world (~￣³￣)~

I had to read some of Shakespeares the taming of the shrew and like it's ok but all of Shakespeares shit is so dry even when you read the modern translation ugggghhhhh maybe it's just cuz I'm (in my mother's words) a lil uncultured rat but damn it's dry as hell (╯ರ ~ ರ)╯︵ ┻━┻
          
          Byyyyeeeee bitches ( ՞ਊ ՞）→♡

I feel slightly better than yesterday but this ain't about that...
          
          Does the paparazzi and gossip magazines annoy the everloving shit out of anyone else? I have no clue what brought this on but it gets on my nerves that people get so enamored by stars that these trashy liars can take something out of context like a couple fighting one time and have the whole of America convinced they've been on the brink of divorce, or make people wary of dating or friends cause if they ain't careful they'll be on the front page of Cosmo or whatever it's called (I can't remember the name of those mags u see in grocer lines???) 
          
          Anywhore another random rant that I'll be calling myself a miserable loser over later, SMOOCH ♪～(´ε｀ )( ˘ ³˘)♥

I'm sad about tomorrow cause my daddy won't be home for Easter, this is my first holiday without him that I can remember. I wanna claw my face and arms and neck until there are huge gashes that leave scars, but I'll be strong for my mama cause I'm fine, always fine 
          
          Byyyyeeee  <(•́  ‿ ,•̀)↗

Do you ever just wanna immerse yourself in a new community and meet people already in it, but also get the urge to hide away ur new obsession in fear of being gatekept by /those/ I was here first assholes (y'all started somewhere why u up newbies asses???) Annndd don't wanna use a label or claim to be part of something when you have a least 10 different people/personalities fighting for dominance in it brain at every turn??? 
          
          
          Yeah me too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯┻━┻︵└(´_｀└)

I just came up with an awesome possum new nickname/potential user name for Thatcher...ya ready....here we go...
          
          
          TCUVONTHEROOIKOPDON
          
          ...it rhymes see! And they have red hair (it's the translation of rooi koo in Afrikaans) so it makes perfect sense. I'm a genius, I know, no need to sing my praises even tho I would 100% love that because I is alone in life and very desperate for attention and affection
          
          
          But nevermind my emotional stress and loneliness...LOTS OF LOVE, STAY BITCHY ♡(ӦｖӦ｡)