I've written one book.  And to quote Jessica Brody, "Don't be afraid to write crap because crap makes great fertilizer".  Translation: The best use that book has is in the metaphorical dirt so I can use said dirt to grow new literary babies that hopefully won't suck. 

This account is a baby shower, my friends.  Welcome and feel free to feign happiness for the life I'm creating.  

Some things about the kind of stuff I write:

1.)  I don't curse.  At most you will see the occasional "h" word.  

2.)  I write fiction.  I tried romance, and I wish those works a good life in the grave.  

3.)  These will solely be short stories.

Read.  Don't read.  Your choice.  Please message me if you want me to read your stuff; I'd love to.