I'm an awesome weirdo freak thing. I'm overweight, mostly due to the fact that a skinny body couldn't handle my personality. I have an almost non-existent social life, so the internet basically became my life. Youtube became my bff along with a couple of real people, so , yah. 

Yeah, soooo, I'm not good with people, have anger issues, have telephonophobia, and a major stress problem. I'm still waiting for the day I drop dead. Now you know me. But before you go, if you're still reading this, do you want to know me from what you've read or will you run away, screaming in terror. For both our sakes, let's hope you pick "run away, screaming in terror option"

I'm re-reading this, wincing  in pain at this mess of a summary, and thinking "Dear gods, I have no life."

KitKat has now been hacked by her best friend.
This chick is FABULOUS. She will also try to kill you. I'd recommend you stay out of her way.  Bye! (More from me will come later)

Emmy, gods dang it, I am NEVER giving you my password again