"A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity." -Franz Kafka

Hello. 
I am a persona of the Internet. You may call me Elm.
Yes, that is a pseudonym. 
My real name is a puzzle away.

I write stories.
I also have another account, but that's not important.

If you want me to write a story about...anything, I'll give it a shot.
Just PM me or write on my message board.