@LonerLizzy No problem! I recently binge watched all of the movies and thought to look up some stories! I really enjoyed yours, so I added it to my reading list!
My foot looks like a foot
That's obvious you see
But when it's covered in soot
That's hard to see for me
Maybe if I had some water
To make my foot all clean
Maybe then I would be hotter
Maybe then I'd finally be seen
For it doesn't matter what a foot looks like
It doesn't matter at all
It doesn't matter because when you look at Mike
You realize that his butt is small