Help

I should be hired as a script writer I write god tier fan episodes of my fave anime lmaoooooooo

My most traumatic experience was when I had a free period in school so I went to Poland to buy me an Oreo Donut and I wanted to pay with Euro but the cashier didn't accept it because in Poland it's Zloty and then I had to leave the Donut there and went back by bus and some weird druggie was in the bus so the police came in and asked everyone for their passport and I didn't have mine. And I had chemistry lesson after that I did not survive I was dead

Why is the fandom I'm in so WEIRD? The japanese fanbase is normal, they are a little weird too but like in this hent4i way while the English one is weird in this creepy 25 year old hikikomori man child way I hate it can't i just have a writer buddy who ships what I ship

What am I on

Lmfao I turned 18 last week, so actually I would've been only able to access Internet again since then if my parents would've kept being persistent Dx IMAGINE I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MODERN INTERNET CULTURE AND WHAT AAAAAA

Wattpad has become very lonely

Wattpad without @fanficman2048 isn't the same :'''( COME BACK STOP BEING OFFLINE GRAAH

I found my Tumblr twin on monday (They're lowkey inactive tho :()

Okay now I want an AU where Light goes to school and he and Misa are childhood friends and Misa is in LOVE with Light but he is gay (closet) and Misa asks him if they wanna walk home together and then go to the Taylor Swift concert but Light says "Sorry, I'm spending time with my Daddy today, he's picking me up after school" and Misa is like "Your Dad never picks you up tho" and Light just goes away and after school L pulls up with a black ferrari and a vape and is like "Nya Kitten have you been a good boy in school today?" And Light is like "Yes Daddy can I get the treat you prmoised now" and L is like "Sure kitten but at home we don't want anyone to be jealous do we, they're already jealous enough" and Misa is just like "EW WHAT THE HELLLL"

Idk if y'all are old enough to watch Death Note but I lowkey want an AU where Light and L are in the same class and they're both fandom kids (Light is queer liberal, L is cishet conservative) everyone hates Light but L wants to be his friend since like 5th grade l, they're Senior year now but Light is a mysterious bish and always disappears at recess so L never gets to talk to him and they only have political fights so Light hates L, L finds Lights Tumblr Account and follows him but Light blocks him, L still can stalk his tumblr blog and is disgusted at all the liberal things because L is conservative but he still wants to be his friend and he always hears people at school talk sh1t about Light and he wants to defend him but also not but Light is in the same Friend Group Groupchat as L even tho Light isn't in his friend group and the group Always talks sh1t about Light and every time Light does something L knows the deeper context because he stalks his tumblr blog (Also no I'm not self projecting at the mysterious kid at school who I wanna be friends with okay I made it all up)