Sorry for the lack of updates, my life has been a bit upside down. Ill be back on it shortly 

Hey, you... pass the coffee or the wine is ongoing. I hope to publish a chapter a day until complete. I do work, and I'm raising a child, so I may post two a day if I've missed an upload. I'm not the most excellent writer, nor am I the best at punctuation or spelling. I'm hoping to get better as time goes on. Feel free to leave a comment or constructive criticism; don't be a twat with it. This is a none arsehole space! xx