I'mRunningOuttaFanfics

NAH STOP BC IM READING A FANFIC WHERE KARLNAP AND DNF ARE HAVING A SEX COMPETITION AND MEASURING HOW LOUD THE MOANS ARE WITH DECIBELS WTF

how fucking badass would it be if there was a dnf omegaverse fic but george was human and fucking awesome instead of being a whiny shit and dream was still overprotective and shit and they get to the part with the toxic ass parents and the parents are like "yOu cAnT dAtE a MaN YoU CanT hAvE BAbIes HumAns ArE wEaK" and George just pulled out a fucking gun

54 NOTIFICATIONS JESUS CHRIST CHAT

Stop bc ur name is so real 

im sorry im picturing a dnf story where the waiter hits on dre (bc this happens every time. EVERY! TIME!) and she's like: "How free are you tonight" and dre goes "Germany 1942" and snapchat spits out his water and bursts out laughing

CHAT
          
          Im rewriting heatwaves, its called "Heatwaves according to me"
          im almost done w chapter 2 i showed it to my bestie and she loves it sm 
          im gonna write all of it and then post 2 chapters each week
          ILY POOKIES <33333

is this just a me thing or is it whenever i read heatwaves or smut or smth i feel like you can tell i read it
          like my eyes feel different, like they're glowing
          I don't know if they can tell

~ATTENTION~
          YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE SHOWERED WITH LOVE SO ENJOY!!
          now post this on everyone's wall who you thinks deserves all the love in the world
          If you get..
          1 Back= Your Loved
          3 Back Your Popular
          5 Back= Your one of the most Lovable people out there
          9 Back Wow I'm Jealous 
          Don't break this chain unless you want to break someone's heart
          have a good day/nite <3

CHAT HELP
          I THINK I THOUGHT OG THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
          what if there was an account where the user was Wilburs_wife and the pfp was a fish with a huge bite taken out of it

hi!!
          this is my dsmp fan page to keep all the people still in our fandom together
          here is the point 
          please join this fanpage if you want
          
           https://www.wattpad.com/1481900202-the-lore-the-point
          
          we'll be awaiting you
          (also this is Lwomannotfound's alt and you don't have to be two member's daughter)