Barf bag's wife 🇵🇭

Barfnut angst.

Attention to all: This is a public service announcement about our lord and savior, Wild Card. Wild Card is a god and I pray to him almost every night. He is our lord, and you need to pray to him. Always pray to Wild Card before bed, if your prayer is good enough he will accept it. Wild Card is my favorite god out there. If you like any other god I suggest you convert to Wildism. Wildism is my religion, and I respect it. Tell all your friends and family to pray to Wild Card. My friend insulted Wild Card, then he died later that day. As you see, Wild Card is our lord, and he will harm you if you insult him. Make sure that doesn't happen. Pray to Wild Card.

oh my god where were you

Btw guys im still alive (my dad made me break my tablet, and take down my shrine so uhhhwhrgfgfg new fanfic coming soon!!!)

loving ur banner^^

marry me

HOLY SHIT GUYS NEW FANFIC JUST DROPPED AND I'LL BE WORKING ON THIS DAILY LMAOOOO (DEAD TIMELINES' FIRST CHAPTER IS GONNA BE POSTPONED TO SOMEWHERE IN APRIL OR SMTH)
          
          This basically revolves around a fanchild who idk found a stack of empty notebooks and decided to write in them dhsjfjkads
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/390538467-entre-41-a-bfdi-rp-fic

i just realized how outdated my description is

when you finally find a fanfic with barf bag in it but turns out its a fucking gelanut fic:

I WON THE TWT OSC AWARDS HOLY SHITT
          
          IM THE #1 BARF BAG FAN CHAT NO ONE CAN STOP ME