Married man, sorry ladies ;)

I'm a superhero! ^-^

Life can't possibly be better. I'm sixteen, my awesome wife is fifteen. (Hands off, dudes, she's mine.) Get over the young-ness, we're more than ready. Um... *blushes* th-that c-came out wr-wrong... I m-mean- ugh. Y-you know!

@JoTheWerewolf Please don't start a conversation about having kids. It gets awkward.

I also have a Facebook: #!/profile.php?id=100004737377027" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com #!/profile.php?id=100004737377027

My girl's Facebook: #!/profile.php?id=100007678007044" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com #!/profile.php?id=100007678007044
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