I'm a quiet person... But who plans murders out loud?

I'm actually a funny person once you get to know me (all my friends think that I'm funny and should talk more. I agree with them, but it doesn't happen). I'm a teenager (and you'll know my age when I change it to adult). I'm also almost in training to become a wizard.

I create all of my covers. I tried to get other people to do them, but whenever I put the information for my book on a club, the owner said they were closed, or they never got around to making it for some reason. So I took pictures off of the Internet, cropped 'em, and threw some words on. I also made my profile picture.

There’s this thing called writing
And it’s thirty percent staring blankly at a computer screen
Twenty percent keyboard smashing, select all, deleting
Ten percent writing the entire plot out but not being able to put it into actual words
Five percent screaming
Fifteen percent refreshing your dashboard
Five percent finding the perfect song/background music
Ten percent talking about writing
And five percent making stupid text posts about why writing is hard