Hello, there, Admin here! *le Admin dressed in sharp tux appears* Welcome to the domain of the penguins, the land of Perguinia. Here you can meet so many of your favorite penguins! Meet Gunter! Admin holds up Gunter*

"Wank wank wank--" Sorry, I don't have the translator on right. *hits switch* there we go. Go ahead, bro.

Gunter clears his throat. "Why hello! I live with the Ice King, and have my sweet kitty with me. Say hi, Kitty!" The Kitty hissed evilly and Gunter gave it a look of love. "Good Kitty."

Ok... that was odd! Anyways, let's talk to Pingu! *shoves Pingu to the front of the group* 

..."Noot noot?" The Admin sighed. "He's a bit attached to the old ways. Penguinia was only recently opened to the public, you see, and they're having to adjust to the technicalities of modern living. You should see them with a toaster. Anyway, I am the ruler of Penguinia, since these guys have no idea how to run a block of ice properly-- GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE-- oh dear.  I have to go save Pinga..... Feel free to RP with us anytime!" Gunter nods.
Pingu gasped. 

"Noot, noot-noot noot not!" Admin rolled her eyes. "Yes, he wants you to know that 'noot' is like Smurf. Smurf this, noot that, like that. For all who watch Backyardigans, it's like... ugg. Yes, I watch backyardigans."
( /)///(\ ) I'm a failure as a teenager...
"Yes, I agree. I look forward to chatting with you lot." ((Yes, personal headcanon, Gunter is a British gentleman.))

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