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Mary Had A Little Knife
Mary had a little knife,
Little knife, little knife,
Mary had a little knife,
It's blade stained with blood
Everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
She was sure to kill
She bought the knife to school one day
School one day, school one day
She bought the knife to school one day
Which was against the rules
It made the children scream and run,
Scream and run, scream and run,
It made the children scream and run,
To see a knife at school.
And so the teacher kicked her out
Kicked her out, kicked her out,
And so the teacher kicked her out,
But she still lingered near
And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till they did appear
"Why does Mary hate us so?"
Hate us so? Hate us so?
"Why does Mary hate us so?"
The scared children cried
"Why, Mary loves to kill, you know."
Loves to kill, you know, loves to kill, you know
"Why, Mary loves to kill, you know."
The teacher did scream