Me: I'm gonna swing, from the chandaliEEEEEERRRSSS.

Friend 1: God no.

Me: From the CHANDALIEEEEEEERRRSSS.

Friend 2: Kay, we're recording.

Me:...
Yeah, I knew that.
Hi, this is the Literally_Satan funny account, Excuse_You_Im_Funny.
Follow me because I'm hilarous. Ha ha ha.... love me.
Trust me, I'm funny. You'll like it.
I'm not writing books, just putting jokes on.

Friend 3: But Kay,

Me: No. No. Just jokes. I can't handle that life anymore. #Dramatic backflash you can't even see.#

Friend 4: Kay, we're on a schedule.

Me: Huh? Oh, right right. Anyway enjoy what I post. #Little wave# Bye!
 #Cuts to a clip of Friends 1-4 trying to get me to stop singing, I shout, 'So annoyed, much rude, very painful position, wow.' Sister briefly on screen just for the sake of slapping me.#