Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here, to whisper seeds of doubt, and evil thoughts into his ear. I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high. I go by many names, but there is one you can't deny.
My name is Satan~! Hi e'erybody! Uh... Let me tell you a little bit about myself...
My friends all call me Old Scratch, and I am a Capricorn. My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn. I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee, and little devil eyes to help a little devil see, and little cloven hooves, make it kinda hard to ski, I'm Satan!
Woohoo~!
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So if I'm interpretating this reoccuring dream correctly, I'm headed for eternal damination via a train in the desert. Great.View all Conversations
Stories by McKayla Hoffman
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