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Hi, I love all of your murder most unladylike books. Sorry for bothering, but do you want to add them to my mmu collection??? Just so that more people can read them. If you say yes, I'll write the names of the books, give a taster on each (check my second chapter to see what I mean) and tag them in. Please? tysm!!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/391471924-murder-most-unladylike-collection

Um so I just remembered how when I was in year 5 I think? a police officer came to tell us about online safety etc etc and when she asked if anyone had any questions,  put my hand up and started asking her about murder and stuff, because I was read MMU for the first time. And I think one of them went along the lines of: 
          “Er so if someone… happened to …accidentally shove someone off a bridge, would they go to prison?”
          and she said, “no probably not if it was an accident…”
          “What if it happened to… 34 people in a row?” :D
          And she just stared at me in shock. And at the time I thought I had phrased it really well, but now…
          SHE PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS SOME SERIAL KILLER 10-YEAR OLD!
          
          btw guys I haven’t killed anyone :D
          Just in case you’re a police officer ❤️

this video is amazing ❤️
          Its a halexander animation with a song MADE for them <3
          
          watch it! ⇙
          
          https://youtu.be/HxXV5A31sLo

i just wrote something down below and forgot to announce it to followers so pls read ⇘

i just asked robin stevens three different questions on three different accounts on tumblr  AND SHE REPLIED TO ALL OF THEM YAYAYAYA IM DYING 
          
          im also dying due to the way too long wait for the body in the blitz >:(

Soooo, would anyone be interested in reading a book about rose Wong and her new English best friend?
          
          Oh and a murder too

HAPPY 102ND BIRTHDAY HAZEL <3
          
          WE ALL LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH :D

EVERYONE GO ONTO TUMBLR ROBIN STEVENS IS ON HERE AND SHES SPILLING THE TEA 
          
          LIKE LITERALLY IM GETTING SO MUCH ExClUsiVe cOntEnT

guys…
          i just had a look at my stories and i found out that Heartbreak is NO.1 IN MURDER MOST UNLADYLIKE?!?!
          how did this happen :o
          
          Thank you all so much i am sooo sooo grateful and i love all of you who have 
          commented, voted and read my book
          
          I LOVE U ALL SO MUCH <3
          
          

SOME INCORRECT QUOTES FOR YOU ALL!!
          
          Beanie: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 
          Kitty: You are my reward. 
          *meanwhile* 
          George: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 
          Lavinia : True, you can be really difficult at times. 
          
          AND THIS ONE WHICH IS PERFECT!
          
          Kitty: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! 
          Beanie: Um...Neat. 
          *later* 
          Beanie, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Amina. Who the hell says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm stupid. 
          Amina, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Beanie. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Daisy confessed their love for me? 
          Beanie: Didn't you thank them? 
          Amina: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I thanked them. 
          
          Kitty: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? 
          Beanie: A character! 
          Alexander: A setting! 
          Daisy, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE. 
          
          Hazel: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts! 
          Lavinia : Eyy, that’s the spirit! 
          Hazel: *gasps* whErE???!!!?? 
          
          Lavinia : I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words! 
          
          Kitty: You can’t have a gun on stage! 
          Lavinia : WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play. 
          
          
          should I make a book on this? Cuz I’m obsessed lolol