Trees used to talk to me, now I know what is real and what is fake…

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          I’m back bitches 

Why am I still here?  But like seriously I don’t even Read fanfiction anymore I’m just here for the shifting scripts that are actually good 

Okay, whatever foreign language cult of four thousand (and each and every one of them have over two k followers) decided to follow me UNFOLLOW ME ITS FREAKING ME OUT

How have I gained seven new followers in the last few hours…

Soooo….
          
          Hey guys I’m back on the good ol’ pad, and I’m currently binge watching stranger things because keeping up with streamers is just toooo stressful, what’s good?

Hear me out 2.0. Karl Jacobs x Reader, but it’s in the 90s and Karl is Reader’s rich-ass neighbour who is like a bit of a pest but y’know. I want a 90s playlist and a Pinterest board for the old money aesthetic. (Inspired by “sorry but this ain’t daddy’s money”)
          
          PLEASE. IF YOU WRITE THIS. TAG ME BRUH.

Hear me out. Strangers to friends to enemies to lovers to enemies to friends to lovers.

Currently thinking of Sapnap as a guy from one of those 90s movies where he skates the halls taurogldhaudlfkdyaudogsitwoteodkwkteoydkydkydlyeluydktwpfpydlgsl-

Why doesn’t the help button on Wattpad take you to therapy huh

Just want you guys to know;
          
          If you ever feel the need to vent. Go ahead. I’ll try to help if I can, I’m not really great at advice but I’ll listen to whatever shit you’re being put through or whatever is happening. 
          
          let’s pretend I’m your mother, except In your mind you can create whatever character you want me to be. 
          
          I just want to help people. I gain my happiness from others and if I can comfort anyone in any way, no matter what it is, I Wil.