Meep, I ship EVERYTHING


About me:

-I like women
-I read lots of boyxboy
-I exist... Surprise!
-I have a weak immune system and get sick very easily
-I like mlp
-I am quite a narcissist 
-I'm also a sadomasochistic sociopath
-I'm slightly delusional and I don't care
-I'm only good at things when I really want to be
-I can never be bothered to be good at most things
-I'm an insomniac
-I can be very paranoid sometimes... but they know!
-I am an arsehole
-I'm a hypocrite
-I know that my self awareness doesn't make anything better, I just don't care
-I pretend to be upset about something so I can get pity, since I usually want attention like every fucking human being ever.
-I swear, get fucking over it.
-If you're actually reading this, what are you doing with your life?
-Dumb question because I don't give a flying fuck.
-This is the fourth time I've used a full-stop/period in this list.
-I'm running out of things to say
-I've stopped using full-stops/periods in this list
-Just kidding.
-I'm annoying
-I like patterns.
-I obsess over colours and keeping colour combinations perfect.
-I just broke the pattern
-Did you even notice the pattern?
-I bet you're gonna pay extra attention to any full-stops/periods later on in this list, if you decide to read on.
-Have I mentioned I live in Scotland? 
-If not, then, I live in Scotland.
-This is quite a long list
-Not as long as the DICtionary I am holding.
-I'm gonna stop now





-Or am I?
-Probably not.
-I like music I guess
-Especially overly-sexual music.
-Have I mentioned I obsess over colours?
-Oh yeah, I have mentioned that.
-I have bad memory
-Isn't it annoying when people repeat themselves?
-Isn't it annoying when people repeat themselves?
-Isn't it annoying when people repeat themselves?
-I like to go out of my way to annoy people.
-Isn't it annoying when people repeat themselves?
-I get bored easily.
-Isn't it annoying when people repeat themselves?
-but I'm also easily amused.
- I'm non-binary