Arson Jones

I just made a spiked choker and my dad called it a dog collar I- =p

It's sOwO cOwOld oUwUtside ÓwÒ
          
          My life is a Tumblr sh!†post

Just finished writing a chapter of My Homestuck Academia, stood up, and said "I hungy"
          
          This is it, I've reached peak cringe. Ig I can die now lol

Me: *can't write a 500 word essay*
          Also me: *has a 1,852 word fanfic draft that isn't finished*
          
          Anygays expect a new oneshot soon, I'm writing it rn

HOLY SHIT GUYS I JUST FOUND THE CURE FOR DEPRESSION:
          Paint ur lips with m and m's and see what colour u get. Idk why this si mak8ng me so unreasonably happy

My brother just fell for henway lol, I didn't expect him to :o)

I now diagnose myself with Sad With Pazazz™
          Am I sad af? Yes.
          Am I wearing a tiara and a dress while I go to the mall and starbucks? Also yes.

Was playing a game on roblox and was on the 10th floor, started singing bullet by Holly undead while laughing. That distracted me from the game, where I fell off the roof and when I looked back up someone was k¡lling me. Let's appreciate that irony 

The Latin word for wrath (Ira) is one letter away from the Latin word for yes (ita), so imagine this text message:
          
          "Hey do u want pizza for dinner?"
          "Wrath"
          "?"
          "I mean yes, sorry"

*yeets self off a building cutely*