"State your business and be quick about! Sorry- I'm on edge right now that Jerry here *motions over to the gaurd standing next to him* will find out I'm dating his sister. " - A Gaurd of the Fire Kingdom
(Legend has it that Jerry found out he was dating his sister)
*after someone trying to trespass falls down* "Oh yeah! Gonna scramble you! And fry you up for brunch! I try to act tough but I really wanted to be a chef!" - A Buff Gaurd of The Fire Kingdom
@FernTheGrassBoy UHHHHH, MINE WAS REALLY CHILL I JUST WENT SOMETHING LIKE "MUM, I'M BISEXUAL." JUST KEEP IT CHILL, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BIH DEAL OR SOME DRAMATIC MOMENT