*after someone trying to trespass falls down* "Oh yeah! Gonna scramble you! And fry you up for brunch! I try to act tough but I really wanted to be a chef!" - A Buff Gaurd of The Fire Kingdom
@FernTheGrassBoy UHHHHH, MINE WAS REALLY CHILL I JUST WENT SOMETHING LIKE "MUM, I'M BISEXUAL." JUST KEEP IT CHILL, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BIH DEAL OR SOME DRAMATIC MOMENT
EVERYONE, PLEASE FOLLOW @JemiyahPleadsThe5th IF YOU DON'T I WILL CUT YOUR EYES OPEN, PUT POPROCKS IN THEM, LET THEM EXPLODE UNTIL YOU'RE BLIND, AND EAT IT. ANDI'LLCHOPALLYOUE LIMBS OFF UJTIL YOU BLEED TO DEATH