FerrisWheel28
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NEW ORLEANS, LA — The Audubon Zoo in New Orleans was forced to temporarily shut down this week after fans of the anime My Hero Academia broke into their frog exhibit and attempted to reproduce with the frogs. Observers recalled that it was a perfectly normal day in the zoo until someone made his way into the frog exhibit and started taking off his pants. “We managed to restrain him before he could do anything to hurt himself or the frogs, but he kept fighting us and saying he needed to ‘make Tsuyu real so she could use her tongue to make him give her head pats’,” zoo employee Jamie Overmark told Anime Maru. “Anime fans are the worst. This isn’t even the first time this sort of thing has happened here,” Overmark recalls. “Right after that Monster Musume anime came out anime fans were broke into our snake exhibit, our spider exhibit and our baby bird nest. We even caught one sticking his dick in the jello we had in the break room, we honestly have no idea how he got in or why he did that here of all places.” Overmark states that anime should to stop encouraging this behavior of combining animals and humans. “We need to teach people that regular human ears are just as cute as cat ears, and also that inseminating a cat will not cause it to create a kitty daughter who adds ‘nya’ to the end of all her sentences.” This incident is not the first time this week a public facility needed to be shut down. Earlier this week, a cemetery was forced increase security when Undertale fans started stealing skeletons. WTF Hoes?!?!?
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NEW ORLEANS, LA — The Audubon Zoo in New Orleans was forced to temporarily shut down this week after fans of the anime My Hero Academia broke into their frog exhibit and attempted to reproduce with the frogs. Observers recalled that it was a perfectly normal day in the zoo until someone made his way into the frog exhibit and started taking off his pants. “We managed to restrain him before he could do anything to hurt himself or the frogs, but he kept fighting us and saying he needed to ‘make Tsuyu real so she could use her tongue to make him give her head pats’,” zoo employee Jamie Overmark told Anime Maru. “Anime fans are the worst. This isn’t even the first time this sort of thing has happened here,” Overmark recalls. “Right after that Monster Musume anime came out anime fans were broke into our snake exhibit, our spider exhibit and our baby bird nest. We even caught one sticking his dick in the jello we had in the break room, we honestly have no idea how he got in or why he did that here of all places.” Overmark states that anime should to stop encouraging this behavior of combining animals and humans. “We need to teach people that regular human ears are just as cute as cat ears, and also that inseminating a cat will not cause it to create a kitty daughter who adds ‘nya’ to the end of all her sentences.” This incident is not the first time this week a public facility needed to be shut down. Earlier this week, a cemetery was forced increase security when Undertale fans started stealing skeletons. WTF Hoes?!?!?
fluffyhorror
Hey Nao!! :'D
fluffyhorror
KARUSHUUUU ❤️❤️❤️
FerrisWheel28
Kimi No Na Wa (Your Name) got to be one of the finest anine movie of the century...along with Grave of the Fireflies, Wolf Children and a few more. Still don't understand why the author isn't satisfied with his work... :((((
FerrisWheel28
Okay...you guys can kill me now that I'm back, and I'm still a proud Mystic Messenger fangirl. (Yoosung is my bias <3 ) I just completed Yoosung's route aaand....guess what??? I'm blessed with the good sweet ending omgomg ❤❤❤ I wanted to notify my readers, that I haven't given up on my books yet. "Crossroads" is going to be reconstructed soon, since I'm full of new and better ideas now that I've cleared up my head with girl games. Say~ should I try writing some Mystic Messenger fanfics as well??:)))))
PrincessAura08
Hey Judy?
obsessive-
Thanks for adding my book to your reading list :D
FerrisWheel28
Dear Hunter X Hunter fam~ I'm delighted to inform y'all (if you still unaware of it) that Togashi is finally out of his prolonged hiatus, and Chapter 361 of HxH manga is already published. OML I'M CELEBRATING RN!!!! \^O^/ ^^^^
XStargazer_LucindaX
Yass!!! I flipping LOVE Karmasagi ship!!!!