Two days ago, Anya Pimenova received a mysterious invitation to attend a week long convention.  At the convention, she saw her boyfriend, friends, enemies, and many others that she didn't know.  Once, everyone was gathered, a girl wearing Doctor Who paraphernalia stepped up to the podium, and revealed that they all had one thing in common.

They were all fictional characters.

Now in a huge storm which entrapped everyone on the island, the characters realized that they had several things to do.

A) Make sure that Saskia and Anya never get the chance to plot world destruction using their wit, insanity, and general enjoyment of being bothersome.
B) Keep the resident cannibals from eating everyone in their sleep.
C) Overthrow their creator, @alittlebitbonkers . 

This is their lair.