FinalIdiot

I've had an awful thought about Genshin Impact, so I came here to express it, because the empty void chamber of my Wattpad wall is better than it being stuck in my head for months.
          	
          	What if Snezhnaya comes out and instead of being all Russia-inspired, like people are expecting, instead it's some kind of ripoff Britain and it turns out the Cryo Archon is the poshest bitch ever and is more mad about the Heavenly Principles manners rather than the whole Archons being forced to act as weapons against nations thing?
          	
          	What if she says "Innit Bruv"?
          	
          	What if, and I don't ask this lightly, she wakes up and her daily wake up routine is to not brush her teeth and drink milktea for breakfast?
          	
          	(Love you Brits, sorry for stereotyping you... but let's be honest, nobody ever expected better from myself.)

FinalIdiot

I've had an awful thought about Genshin Impact, so I came here to express it, because the empty void chamber of my Wattpad wall is better than it being stuck in my head for months.
          
          What if Snezhnaya comes out and instead of being all Russia-inspired, like people are expecting, instead it's some kind of ripoff Britain and it turns out the Cryo Archon is the poshest bitch ever and is more mad about the Heavenly Principles manners rather than the whole Archons being forced to act as weapons against nations thing?
          
          What if she says "Innit Bruv"?
          
          What if, and I don't ask this lightly, she wakes up and her daily wake up routine is to not brush her teeth and drink milktea for breakfast?
          
          (Love you Brits, sorry for stereotyping you... but let's be honest, nobody ever expected better from myself.)

FinalIdiot

Mfw I find an awful fic on ao3, write out a whole paragraph on how the fic is flawed and how the creators view of legality is flawed only to receive a comment delete and block in under a minute of posting my carefully written 15 minute 2.4k word essay:
          
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meh__xx

@FinalIdiot they took it personal lmao
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FinalIdiot

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Y'know it's about to be a great week when your classmate decides to ask the teacher if he can change groups because it's easier for him to talk to his friend than you so now you have to do your project with somebody with such a hard social-phobia that the idea of doing her work with you made her genuinely cry just because she didn't know you. (This is totally a hypothetical scenario and hasn't just happened, god I'm gonna get a fucking F) 

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Drinking two beers into genuinely just not giving a fuck anymore to search thriugh jackets for my own (so i just threw the ones that weren't mine on the damn floor) has apparently put me into 'Legend' tier in my sisters boyfriends brain. [As the biggest introvert since the birth of lucifer, this was simultaneously very embarrassing and very effective at making me feel positive] 

FinalIdiot

Ok but imagine chapter 7 of deltarune drops, you beat the secret boss and then get a new mini-boss fight with C. Round only for all of the now item-turned bosses to scream 'BOSS!', I think that'd be pretty funny so I might just write a story about it at some point when my brain feels like working. 

FinalIdiot

@FinalIdiot Aka. when chapter 7 drops so y'all might have to wait a few hundred years
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FinalIdiot

Okay people, applyfic moment cuz I'm high on Divinium™. '^' 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/323224550

piefantasy

@FinalIdiot we will never know . 
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FinalIdiot

@piefantasy Everybody always talks about the forgotten cure but where's my forgotten poisons at? 
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piefantasy

@FinalIdiot 
            It feels like the forgotten cure all over again (if you remember) 
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