Fire_Simp

not me and some of my friends making a fanmade DHMIS season 3 so we can continue our funni lil self insert au :skull:

Emranomuju_GoodDemon

Hi Fire_Simp!
          
          
          
          BOOP!✨
          Yes you've been booped, Oops °•°
          
          Oh well, 
          Send this to 15 people who are a part of UWO/CIU fandom! 
          (The Underworld Office
          Charlie In The Underworld)
          
          If you get 5 back, Cool Dude!☆
          HERE SOME COOKIES!♡
          
          If you get 10 back, You're a Popular Leader!!☆☆
          HAVE HALF MAH COOKIES!!♡♡
          
          If you get 15 back, YOU'RE A CELEBRITY!!!☆☆☆
          HAVE ALL MAH COOKIES!!!♡♡♡
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          15+?!!
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          WTW? You're a KING/QUEEN!!!!!☆☆☆☆☆
          *kneel*
          Teach me 
          Master!

Fire_Simp

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tbh i like chatfics
          like alot
          alot of chatfics i read just starts out nice and all and after like, 10 or alot more chapters serious shit and lore just- barge into the story
          of course chatfics where everyone is high as fuck is nice too

Fire_Simp

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.