Earth Worm Sally

“Collin, you were a mistake. I know the condom didn’t break, I know your parents were ready to have a child, and I know that you were born without complications. You were still a mistake. Because your mother’s a whore.”

“Is beating your child still negative reinforcement if he’s a masochist?”

“He’s basically a gay yoda.”

“Sorry, I’m only interested in dating the people who will never like me back.”

“I don’t care what you say, Erika! I still believe Harry Styles is a lesbian!”

“I’m going to name my kids after underwear. I’ll introduce them as my son Brief, and my daughters Panty and Thong”

“Wow id love to accept these FREE GIFTS BUT I DONT HAVE THE MONEY TO A C C E P T  T H E M !!”

“Haha I have stolen your hair and kicked it off. NOOB!”

“Did she just throw her girlfriend from a building?”

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